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双语幽默：A Precious Turnip |
2007-8-3 8:39:11 |
| ·A Precious TurnipBefore Louis the Eleventh became king, he used to visit a peasant whose garden produced excellent fruit. After his accession, the pea…… |
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双语幽默：The Milkmaid |
2007-8-1 15:41:06 |
| ·The MilkmaidA country maid was walking to the town to sell some milk, which she carried in a pitcher on her head. As she went along, she said to herse…… |
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双语幽默：Talking on the Telephone |
2007-7-30 8:10:12 |
| ·Talking on the TelephoneEach Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while telling them a story. Once he brought a telephon…… |
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Talking on the Telephone |
2007-7-30 8:10:12 |
| ·Talking on the TelephoneEach Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while telling them a story. Once he brought a telephon…… |
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双语幽默:But the Chinese did! |
2007-7-30 8:10:11 |
| ·But the Chinese did!One day Mr. Tom said to one of his friends, “I’m going to have a holiday in Beijing. But I don’t speak Chinese, so I’ll go to even…… |
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双语幽默：A Humorous Story |
2007-7-26 11:29:10 |
| ·A Humorous StoryA man went to see his doctor one day because he was suffering from pains in his stomach. After the doctor had examined him carefully, …… |
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双语幽默：Its Me All Right |
2007-7-21 19:55:28 |
| ·Its Me All Right A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, Can you identify yourself? Looking puzzled, t…… |
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双语幽默：Millionaire |
2007-7-18 22:05:33 |
| ·Millionaire A woman was telling her friend, It is I who made my husband a millionaire. And what was he before you married him? asked the f…… |
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双语幽默:2 Women Stories |
2007-7-17 13:29:44 |
| ·2 Women Stories A woman says to a doctor,″Each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems tohurt.″ The doctor says,″Well,…… |
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双语幽默：A smart housewife |
2007-7-17 13:29:42 |
| ·A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: T…… |
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双语幽默：Which woman? |
2007-7-16 9:04:54 |
| ·Which woman? One evening I drove my husbands car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleane…… |
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双语幽默：An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle |
2007-7-14 6:35:50 |
| ·An Advertisement for Modern BicycleTom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost ￡50, so he went to the shop to ha…… |
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英文幽默： Friend for Dinner |
2007-7-14 6:35:49 |
| · Friend for DinnerHoney, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been…… |
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双语幽默：The Lost Purse |
2007-7-14 6:35:48 |
| ·The Lost PurseA lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.Looking in her pur…… |
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双语幽默：Be Much Worse |
2007-7-10 21:44:49 |
| ·Be Much WorsePoliceman: Why didnt you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, theyd have found my four gold t…… |
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英文幽默：Too Smart for Dad |
2007-7-10 21:44:47 |
| ·Too Smart for DadYoung man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didnt I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?You did,…… |
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英文幽默：Happiness in Dream |
2007-7-8 16:13:24 |
| ·Happiness in DreamThere was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring.The husband put down his ne…… |
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双语幽默：Gallant Effort |
2007-7-6 11:20:44 |
| · Gallant EffortAt a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when…… |
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双语幽默：To be on the Safe Side |
2007-7-6 11:20:43 |
| · To be on the Safe SideIn a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the f…… |
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双语幽默:Good Calculation |
2007-7-6 11:20:43 |
| ·Good Calculation I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boys tooth. Twenty dollars! Why, I understood y…… |
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