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    提示 I m still paying 2007-9-27 8:25:39
     ·A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?   The father replied: I don t know son. I m still paying!!   一个小男孩问他的爸爸,结婚……
    提示 Losing Is One Way to Learn 2007-9-25 8:21:24
     ·Losing Is One Way to Learn(Originally in English) “I’m beginning to understand exactly how the state lotteryhelps education,” a man told his neighbor.……
    提示 She Didnt Say Anything 2007-9-23 8:44:31
     ·She Didnt Say Anything   A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash ……
    提示 英文幽默:会说话的钟 2007-9-21 0:31:19
     ·会说话的钟While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? on……
    提示 经典英文幽默集锦 2007-9-19 1:16:35
     ·Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.    钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.       One should love animals. They are so tasty.    每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ……
    提示 英文幽默:A London Fog 2007-9-17 0:20:48
     ·A London Fog It was a very foggy day in London. The fog was so thick that it was impossible to see more than a foot or so. buses, cars and taxis were ……
    提示 英文幽默:so sorry 2007-9-12 10:37:27
     ·某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:I am sorry。  老外应道:I am sorry too。  某人听后又道:I am sorry three。  老外不解,问:What are you sorry for? 某人无奈,道:I am sorry five。 ……
    提示 中英文幽默:turn left? 2007-9-12 10:37:26
     ·一位在美的留学生,想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张,看到地上标线是向左转。  他不放心的问道:turn left?  监考官回答:right。于是他立刻向右转…… ……
    提示 英文幽默 Bill, AL and Bill 2007-9-8 21:14:25
     ·Joke:Bill, AL and BillBill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They`re up in heaven, and God`s sitting on the great whi……
    提示 中英文幽默:Go ahead 2007-9-8 21:14:24
     · 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:  May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所……
    提示 双语幽默:My Husband Just Came in 2007-9-5 9:40:32
     ·My Husband Just Came in The couple seated in a restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table, their wa……
    提示 双语幽默:A Never Finished Job 2007-9-5 9:40:31
     ·A Never Finished JobI was going away for a few days and left my husband a list of chores. For fun, I put down as Item 5: Think about your wife a lot. ……
    提示 一只死于压力的龙虾 2007-8-25 13:21:36
     ·A giant lobster, saved from the cooking pot by a fishmonger, has died of stress after being exhibited at an aquarium.  Lucky, estimated to be aged aro……
    提示 A Never Finished Job 2007-8-25 13:21:35
     ·A Never Finished Job    I was going away for a few days and left my husband a list of chores. For fun, I put down as Item 5: Think abou……
    提示 双语幽默 幸运的母亲 Lucky Mother 2007-8-15 21:41:20
     ·幸运的母亲 Lucky MotherAyoung mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food whenthere were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she ……
    提示 双语幽默:四减四等于几 2007-8-12 10:35:22
     ·One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I……
    提示 英文幽默:Marry in the heaven 2007-8-12 10:35:20
     ·Marry in the heaven在天堂结婚A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the……
    提示 Two Sailors and a Boy 2007-8-6 19:59:10
     ·Two Sailors and a BoyTwo sailors who had just finished a long voyage went home to their village and decided to have a few drinks in the bar there. Whe……
    提示 双语幽默:For Love or for Money 2007-8-6 19:59:10
     ·For Love or for MoneyAn elderly man on the beach found a magic lamp. He picked it up and a genie appeared. “Because you have freed me,” the genie said……
    提示 双语幽默:Absent Minded Professors 2007-8-6 19:59:09
     ·Absent – Minded ProfessorsThere are three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did ……
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